OREO
When
God closes a door, somewhere he opens a window.
The
sound of Music
AND
SO IT BEGAN
Sometimes life gives
you a kick in the pants. You never really expect it, and it never happens at
the right time, but somehow we get through it and somehow, we go on.
Bobby lost his job due
to the economy and the fickle nature of the career he had chosen. It wasn’t the
first time he had been laid off but he was determined it would be the last. He
had to give up his home and move back to his roots. Our mother was widowed when
Misti was five. She never remarried, and never stopped raising her children as
we were always welcomed back home to be tucked once again under her wings.
Mom loved Indie but she
was so allergic to him that he was going to have to live outside if he was
going to live with Bobby. Well cats being cats are just as likely to get into
trouble as not. Indie got into trouble. Indie got lost. We posted lost pet ads in
the paper, put up fliers, and took up a neighborhood search. We finally went to
the animal shelter as a last resort. Of course we didn’t find him, and it hurt,
and we grieved.
As the door on Indie
closed, the window opened, and Oreo walked in. Oreo was an inmate at the animal
shelter. He had been turned in as a stray and was calling my name. Since Oreo
was a Boston terrier, and dogs were housed separately from the cats it was a
miracle that I saw him at all. I was already owned by a pair of Boston “Terrors”,
Pebbles and Bam Bam. Litter mates that were about two years old at the time and
currently residing at Mom’s house with Pepper and Frodeaux. Since I too, had
recently gone through a change of residence due to yet another divorce, and
knew that although Oreo had called my name, he was not going to be coming home
with me. I talked to him for a few
minutes and lost my heart. He looked a little like a prize fighter. Something
or someone had taken a bite out of one of his ears and he was missing a few of
his front teeth, as well as a few of the bottom ones. He was actually quite
pitiful. When I finally turned to go he cried and my heart bled.
We got back in the car
to go home and I called my friend Lance. Lance, who is now my long suffering
husband, my best friend, my rock and my sounding board, was in for a surprise.
Since he wouldn’t be my husband for another four years and had only been seeing
me for about three months I was really going out on a limb asking for such a
huge favor. I asked Lance to adopt Oreo. I begged, pleaded and paid the
adoption fee.
Lance, who had two cats, one of whom was Satan in a cat suit, was
not convinced he really needed a dog but said he’d go by and introduce himself.
One look was all it took for Lance to be enchanted by him.
Oreo had found a
forever home and unconditional love.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING?
One of the funniest things I never got to see was
Oreo’s first encounter with a hot air balloon. Lance was laughing so hard when
he told me about it that it was funny even though I didn’t know what he was
saying.
Every year
the Optimist club of Abilene puts on a hot air balloon show. It’s always in the
fall and the wind is always blowing the leaves off of the trees. It’s always a
gamble whether they will actually be able to lift off or not. In all the years
I have lived here I’m ashamed to say that I have never been to one. I really
don’t have a good reason other than I just never have. I plan on going next
year. Really, I do.
Oreo was
in the back yard with Lance when a hot air balloon floated over the top of the
house. I guess Oreo thought his world was collapsing around him, or this was
the strangest bird he had ever seen. He went nuts. Every hair on him was standing
right straight up. He was barking at full volume, which for Oreo was not very
loud. You could be standing on top of him and couldn’t hear him barking.
He tried
to climb the peach tree and actually got half way up before Lance rescued him.
I can only imagine what was going through his mind. “What am I going to do with
it when I catch it?” “How am I going to get out of this tree?” “What the heck
is that thing???????”
THE WATER BUG
Yep this
is Texas and not only are we the biggest state we have the biggest roaches too.
It seems like they follow water, hence the reason people around here call them
water bugs. I just call them ugly. Oreo calls them lunch.
Lance and
I went out shopping one day and were gone for a good while. Oreo had been after
something earlier and we thought it might be a water bug but with Oreo it was
hard to tell it could have been just about anything. Usually he killed them and
rolled in them. I guess they taste really nasty. From the expression on his
face when he’d kill one and the amount of drool dripping from his mouth, they
were not very tasty. Ewww just ewww. Anyway back to Lance and I, we came home
and were met at the door by Oreo who promptly spit a giant water bug at Lance’s
feet. All I can say is thank goodness he spit it at Lance instead of me or Lance
would have been peeling me off the ceiling. The bug was still alive and was
running for his life. Lance was doing his own rendition of Riverdance trying to
kill the thing. Between Lance, Oreo and his bug hunting prodigy Bam Bam,
someone killed the bug and it was disposed of. Thank goodness.
LET’S GO SWIMMING
Oreo was a
champion swimmer. He would swim down the hall using the rugs as a handy place
to use not only to wipe your underside with but to have something to hold onto
while doing so. He would also swim in the yard. When the dew was on the grass
we could look out and see where he’d been by the trails he left in the yard.
Plus it never failed that when he had a wet belly the first thing he wanted to
do was get into my lap to share the wealth, or in this case the wet, with me.
It was always me. It was almost like he was saying, “since you weren’t out
there to enjoy the freshness with me I thought I’d bring some in.” Thanks Oreo.
He never
met a dirt pile he didn’t like. He could swim in those too, but he seemed more
inclined to roll in them, and then bring what dirt managed to cling to him back
inside the house to me. Oreo was a black, white and brindle Boston Terrier. He
had equal amounts of each but after a session with a dirt pile you really
couldn’t tell what color he was except dirty so he earned the nickname Joe
Dirt. Lance just called him dirt but he was still my cookie.
THE HUNTING BLIND
Lance and I decided that we were
tired of getting up and letting the dogs in and out multiple times during the
course of one movie. Three dogs on different scheduled barking,
pee-mail
checking, and just because they want outside, pretty much meant we were always
going to the door to let one in while another one went out. Rather than
installing a revolving door, which was an option that we considered, we decided
to go with a doggie door. Since he had to put it in the wall instead of the
door, it required a bit more engineering and a special part that had to be
ordered.
We purchased the dog door that indicated it
was designed for in the wall usage. In other words it had a front door, and a
back door with about six inches of flat space between. The spacer that went in
between the two doors was what we needed. This was the reason we bought the
door we did. So much for the happy dance we did when we found the door. Another
week went by and the spacer arrived and Lance was finally able to install the
door. The dogs loved it. Pebbles and Bam Bam had been used to a door like this
as I had one at my old house. Oreo not to be outdone by either of them barreled
his way through it with a small bit of coaxing and a piece of cheese.
I was at
the kitchen sink one day and just so happened to see Oreo “stuck” in the dog
door. Oreo wasn’t as big as Bam Bam who is a mutant at thirty-eight pounds and
Bam Bam goes through the door just fine so my next thought was that he couldn’t
possibly be stuck. I went up behind him to see what the problem was and about
then he shot out of that door as if what little tail he had was on fire. I
looked out the window and realized he had been using the door as a blind. He
was watching the birds in the birdbath and waiting until the just the right
moment to spring out at them. To my knowledge he didn’t catch one that day but
it certainly wasn’t for lack of ingenuity on his part.
OREO AND TOYS
Oreo was very protective of his
toys. Bam Bam has always been a cuddler. He cuddles his toys like a security
blanket. Sometimes he takes them outside with him even though he isn’t supposed
to. This is where Oreo comes in. He is like the toy police. He picks up
discarded toys and brings them in with him.
Lance’s granddaughter, who was three
or four at the time, came to visit. In his eyes, she made the mistake of
picking up one of the toys to play with him. He wasn’t going to stand for that
so Oreo spent the entire time hiding his toys from her. He even took Bam Bam’s
away from him and hid it.
Lance had
bought him a huge ball, you know the ones, they are in the bungie cord bins
that kids just have to reach in and get one out so you have this random ball
bouncing down the aisle toward you like a mutant melon on the loose. Anyway, the
ball was almost bigger than he was, but it still wasn’t big enough to share
with someone else. Especially Pebbles. She was the thorn in his side. Or vice
versa depending on which point of view you were looking at.
Oreo would
put his front paws on top of the ball and roll it backwards around the yard. If
one of us was out there with him we could roll it for him and he would chase
it. If it was me playing with him it was even better because Pebbles had to get
in on it too. The way Pebbles looked at it if her mommy wants that ball then
he’d better let me have it. Oreo had
other ideas. Let’s play keep away. Oreo would be on one side and Pebbles on the
other each trying to roll the ball away from the other. Snarling and snapping
sounded throughout the yard while they tried to shove each other off the ball.
They were pretty evenly matched in weight so it was anyone’s guess as to who
the victor would be. Generally one of them just got tired and gave up. This was
the only toy he never brought inside but he would still hide it from others if
necessary.
One time
we were out in the yard enjoying a bar-b-que when Oreo came out with a rawhide
bone. He carefully dug a hole placed the bone inside and covered it back up
using his nose as a shovel. Pebbles watched every move he made and as soon as
he walked away she was over there digging up his bone. The thing is, Pebbles
doesn’t even like rawhide bones. She, spiteful girl that she is, just wanted to
carry the thing around with her and growl about it when he got close to her. Such
is life with dogs. There is nothing like it.
